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Crouch Cunt

Noun. People who crouch in the corner of the room behind the door on COD, they then jump out and shoot you in the back bc they know they can’t beat you 1v1
“Ugh, that one Crouch Cunt just ruined my 12 kill streak
Crouch Cunt by dsowen March 25, 2020

couch cunts 

the cunts who sit on a couch at a party jealously talking about the pretty girls who are actually having fun.
"i wish i didn't have to walk past those couch cunts to get a drink."
couch cunts by weliketopartyy November 18, 2011

Cunt Cough 

When a mans dick is in a vagina, and the woman coughs so hard the mans dick erupts out and slaps him back on his own balls or belly.
Susan, I almost orgasmed before you cunt coughed my dick out! Now I have blue balls! blue balls
Cunt Cough by RezaWrekt April 17, 2015

Cuban Cunt Cough 

when a cigar is inserted in the womens vagina and she queefs and blows the smoke
My girlfriend Cuban Cunt Coughed and was rushed to the hospital with 3rd degree burns
Cuban Cunt Cough by Max and Bobby November 22, 2010
a couchcunt is a person who is almost too awesome to be alive... intriguingly they always find themselves amidst hype and gossip...

Alternative definitions:

like a couch potato but cooler
omg look at that couchcunt... she doesnt even go here!
Couchcunt by coolbean2 January 24, 2011