Couchcunt

a couchcunt is a person who is almost too awesome to be alive... intriguingly they always find themselves amidst hype and gossip...

Alternative definitions:

like a couch potato but cooler

omg look at that couchcunt... she doesnt even go here!

Couchcunt by coolbean2 January 24, 2011

Couch Cunt 

Couch Cunt

My wife decided to sleep on the couch and act like its shark week 24/7. She is such a Couch Cunt

Couch Cunt by LoneWolf67 April 17, 2020

couchbuster 

A couchbuster is a contemporary spin on the “blockbuster”.

Describes grand, crowd pleasing films released for streaming services that one enjoys from the comfort of a couch instead of a theater.

I could see the new Netflix money pit in the theater for its limited theatrical run but I’m lazy and it will probably suck so I’ll just watch that couchbuster at home.

couchbuster by Sickomonster January 3, 2023

Couchpants 

Someone with low intelligence and self-esteem. Hides behind the Internet to insult others. Has No real friends.

He's on Facebook again being a real "couchpants". You can't believe anything a"couchpants" says.

Couchpants by Don'tcarewhatyouthink October 26, 2016

Cococunt 

It's technically used for those people who are behaving like a fucker,jerk, spoiler, stupid or idiot.
It's also English word for a Hindi Slang, Chutiya

Etymology: In ancient India, Men from the coastal regions used to hang two coconuts from waist down below to display their testicular prowess. But soon some copycats who had halfwit knowledge of the tradition started hanging empty coconut shells which not only made them look like idiots but also vaguely became a symbolic representation of a vagina; colloquially known as a cunt. A Sage, popularly known as Guru Ghantal from north India descending from the Aryans who travelled from central asia found this idiocracy and hence the term cococunts came into existence. For more details read M Ram's historic account on 'The art of cococunting'

Don't be a cococunt dude! Grow up
What a cococunt!
She is such a cococunt! She just turned down a date that was on.

Come on dude! Not all South Indians are cococunts.

Cococunt by gurubhai March 29, 2020

cockcunt

A dick that acts like a pussy. A man who is repeatedly complains and acts as if he is too dainty for an easy job.

Ben is such a lazy cockcunt!

cockcunt by Mistress420 August 18, 2009

Couchcation 

A vacation spent largely on, near, or around a couch. Sweatpants are the typical attire for this vacation.

School was canceled so I spent the majority of my couchcation watching TV and napping.

Couchcation by megd10 February 22, 2011