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Cottonpicking

When an uncircumcised man takes his pants off from a long day at work, sweat and all the fuzzies from his boxers/briefs is stuck to the inside of a man’s foreskin.

The harvesting of this mixture under the foreskin is considered to be cottonpicking.
Boyfriend: Hey baby, you wanna get freaky tonight?

Girlfriend: yeah! Whip that bad boy out!
Boyfriend: *whips penis out*
Girlfriend: *notices lint, fuzzies and dick cheese*
Boyfriend: “are you gonna suck it or not?”
Girlfriend: *gags at the disgusting scenery* *and starts picking at it, pulling the fuzzies and lint off*
Boyfriend: turns radio on and just so happens cotton eyed Joe song plays, “where did you come from, where did you go?”
Girlfriend: gags
That’s some cottonpicking penis you got there
Cottonpicking by Pizzalovers July 25, 2022
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out of your cotton-picking mind 

A condition where you are not thinking properly. Not in your normal state, not working with your normal faculties. Out of your gourd, feeling crazy enough to do something you would never normally do. Generally considered to be related to the odd behavior of heat stroke victims or victims of exhaustion, conditions that people who would pick cotton for a living in very hot or very stressful conditions might end up suffering.
"What did you do THAT for? Are you out of your cotton-picking mind?"

"He's babbling like an idiot, like he's out of his cotton-picking mind."

cotton picking nigga

A black guy that still acts like a slave.
I told that cotton picking nigga to wash my car.
cotton picking nigga by Chidube July 14, 2006

cotton picking nigger 

"Look at that smelly, cotton-picking, melon-munching, kool-aid sipping, gangbanging, big dick, police brutality vitcims, getting shot by cops, dark ass, night-time hide and seek winning, former slave, inferior cotton picking nigger

Cotton picking nigger 

is a nigger define as a slave picking cotton
GET BACK TO WORK U COTTON PICKING NIGGER
Cotton picking nigger by xny March 26, 2022

out of your cotton-picking mind 

to say someone is crazy, a fool
When May and Mary went screaming and running crazily down the street, dad muttered, "You two are out of your cotton-picking minds."

cotton-picking 

A reference to slavery. Used as an adjective.
You must be out of your cotton-picking mind.
cotton-picking by Rob Kelley May 24, 2008
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