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Cottonpicking

When an uncircumcised man takes his pants off from a long day at work, sweat and all the fuzzies from his boxers/briefs is stuck to the inside of a man’s foreskin.

The harvesting of this mixture under the foreskin is considered to be cottonpicking.
Boyfriend: Hey baby, you wanna get freaky tonight?

Girlfriend: yeah! Whip that bad boy out!
Boyfriend: *whips penis out*
Girlfriend: *notices lint, fuzzies and dick cheese*
Boyfriend: “are you gonna suck it or not?”
Girlfriend: *gags at the disgusting scenery* *and starts picking at it, pulling the fuzzies and lint off*
Boyfriend: turns radio on and just so happens cotton eyed Joe song plays, “where did you come from, where did you go?”
Girlfriend: gags
That’s some cottonpicking penis you got there
Cottonpicking by Pizzalovers July 25, 2022
Words you can keep

out of your cotton-picking mind 

A condition where you are not thinking properly. Not in your normal state, not working with your normal faculties. Out of your gourd, feeling crazy enough to do something you would never normally do. Generally considered to be related to the odd behavior of heat stroke victims or victims of exhaustion, conditions that people who would pick cotton for a living in very hot or very stressful conditions might end up suffering.
"What did you do THAT for? Are you out of your cotton-picking mind?"

"He's babbling like an idiot, like he's out of his cotton-picking mind."

cotton picking nigga

A black guy that still acts like a slave.
I told that cotton picking nigga to wash my car.
cotton picking nigga by Chidube July 14, 2006

cotton picking nigger 

any black person to ever exist
"Look at that smelly, cotton-picking, melon-munching, kool-aid sipping, gangbanging, big dick, police brutality vitcims, getting shot by cops, dark ass, night-time hide and seek winning, former slave, inferior cotton picking nigger

Cotton picking nigger 

is a nigger define as a slave picking cotton
Cotton picking nigger by xny March 26, 2022

out of your cotton-picking mind 

to say someone is crazy, a fool
When May and Mary went screaming and running crazily down the street, dad muttered, "You two are out of your cotton-picking minds."

cotton-picking 

A reference to slavery. Used as an adjective.
You must be out of your cotton-picking mind.
cotton-picking by Rob Kelley May 24, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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