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Cotton-picking 

A G-rated replacement for the F-word.
That makes no cotton-picking sense!
Cotton-picking by Matthew678 May 24, 2019

cotton-picking 

Don't be such cotton-picking!
cotton-picking by indie English June 27, 2011

Cotton Picking 

Sticking your penis in a fat girls belly button. To clean a girls belly button with your penis.
John was blind and mistakenly fucked fat Jenny in the belly button instead of her pussie. She loves cotton picking.

Savio fucked Juanita in her belly pussie. He exclaimed, "Puta, Im cotton picking!"
Cotton Picking by mrkansas July 9, 2011

Cotton Picking 

The act of picking particles of semen left behind on one's pubic hair after masturbating or intercourse
To keep my pubic hair clean, I have decided to start cotton picking
Cotton Picking by DasNasty October 31, 2011

Cotton picking 

Noun
An activity which occurs when, before sex, a girl forgets to take out her tampon. Afterwards, realizing what has happened, one or both of the partners must reach in and retrieve aforementioned tampon.
"Ah shit Dan! I left my tampon in... I guess it's cotton picking time."
Cotton picking by James C-drinks-gin December 22, 2008

cotton picking 

when you are having intercourse with an african amercian, and you pull out your weiner and find lint on your shaft
I went cotton picking with some gangsta ass bitches!
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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