Cotton Eye 

When you are stoned out of your mind and you wear contact lenses, your eyes dry up and the lenses stick and irritate you.

Damn bro, every time I blink this cotton eye makes my vision blurry!

Cotton Eye by guitaristdito January 19, 2016

cotton eye 

cot·ton eye
noun \ˈkɑtən ˈaɪ\

: a penis that has been probed by a cotton swab wielded by a medical professional ie. for std testing and swabbing for bacteria or fungus.

Bob had a crazy Friday night on the town, and in turn spent all Saturday morning waiting for a cotton eye at Planned Parenthood.

cotton eye by Chuck Naked September 15, 2013

Cotton Eye Joe

The act of a man having his urethra swabbed by a qtip to test for S.T.D.s
Or just another name for S.T.D.s because you have to get the swabing.
Term made most famous by Sweedish tecno/folk/bluegrass band Rednex with there verson of the song Cotton Eye Joe in 1994. "If it hadnt been for cotton eye joe I'd been married a long time ago. Where did you come from where did you go?" "Where did you come from cotton eye joe?"
Since Rednex's release of there recording in 1994 the song and dance have been seen and heard in countless talent shows and school dances around the world. Song also featured on Kidz Bop childrens sing along cds.

If only they knew.

I went to the whore house and cotton eye joe caught a ride home with me.

Cotton Eye Joe by Johnny_Wayne January 20, 2010

Cotton eye joe fingers 

A common term for someone who takes/deals suspicious substances, typically cocaine, and thus has residue on their hands or body.

Bro! You've got cotton eye Joe fingers, go wash your hands!

Cotton eye joe fingers by weriddreamer November 20, 2018

cotton eye joe

a guy named Joe with a cotton eye and nobody knows where he is or came from

Where did he come from, where did he go? where did cotton eye joe come from?

cotton eye joe by solzness October 9, 2017

Cotton Eye Joe

Deep throating a guy so he cums straight down your throat.

"Where did he come from? where did he go? Where did he come from, cotton eye Joe"

She doesnt like the taste of cum so she 'Cotton eye Joe's' so she doesn't have to taste it.

Cotton Eye Joe by Yadatonk June 30, 2019

Cotton eye joe

Cotton eye joe is a mysterious person who has cotton for a eye, his name is joe and he comes and goes.

"Where'd you come from where'd you go? Where'd you come from Cotton eye joe

Cotton eye joe by verbazing June 21, 2019