Cotton Wool

Verb: Rhyming slang for male masturbation. To "have a pull". When friends and accomplices are used to the term, it can be shortened to a "cotton" for public discretion.

Eg 1: Jimmy was so worked up after a boys night out at the strippers, he went home immediately to have a cotton wool.

Eg 2: Q "Where's Steven?"
A "He's out the back having a cotton"

by Paulie Boy June 27, 2006

cotton wool parents

Metaphorical term for parents who overprotect their children. Everything is too dangerous for them, their children aren't allowed to participate in active sports or outdoor activities at all.

Camp Manager: You may want to have a word with Mdm. Lee, she checks on her son every 2 hours and that's against camp policy.
Camp Counsellor: Oh him.He's got cotton wool parents. I've had enough of those.
Camp Manager: Short of banning her from the campsite, is there anything else we could do?

by bbbobbb March 30, 2007

cotton wool donkey

Slang terminology for a tampon or can be used to describe a female during menstration.

Riding the cotton wool donkey - female mentrating.

by volpoid September 25, 2006

Riding the Cotton wool donkey

A term for a woman being on her period.

"How did you get on with that new fit bird the other night, did you shag her?"

"Nah, I only got a bit of tit as she was riding the cotton wool donkey."

by gamerouche May 8, 2014

cottonwood az

A small town in Arizona with shitty bipolar weather, shitty bipolar people, and way too many gas stations.

We were headed to Sedona and drove through cottonwood az to make a pit stop.

by Hulk Penis September 14, 2016

Cottonwood, az

A small town in northern Arizona with no real entertainment. Known for its high teen pregnancy rate, high std rate, crazy people, drug addicts, and drama. The only thing close to a mall there is the local walmart. If you live there the only way to entertain yourself is to either do drugs, get pregnant in hopes of getting on Mtv, or hang out at walmart.

"cottonwood, az" home to the unwed teen mothers, druggies, and where the drama follows you to the end of the earth and back.

by frosty790 August 1, 2012

cottonwood high

Cottonwood is nothing but a bunch of fake people who try to act like they're better than everyone and they're really not all the guys are assholes and the girls are a bunch of sluts and the principal Mr. strange is a douche bag

Being in jail would be better than being a student at cottonwood high school

by Random kid October 4, 2017