A town in northern California where the majority of the population is white, while there are still more cows than actual people.
Wow man! That town is a total Cottonwood!
by Shan23 June 11, 2008
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A shitty ass little zit of a town in California.
Full of meth head hicks that spend their days in their trailers.
Miserably hot Between May and September (usually 110F) with only a week at the most with good weather then immediately goes to freezing (usually 30F or lower) in the end of September until May, then it is boiling hot again.
Absolutely nothing to do ever unless you find chasing cows fun.
Sometimes used to describe a nasty town, house,person ect.
Person 1: Dude! Look at that trailer park! It is so Cottonwood!
Person 2:Yeah, look at the family of hillbilly's sitting on their plastic lawn chairs!
Person 1: Oh shit, I think they heard us!
Person 2: Run!!! He got his shotgun!!
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Person: dude! I've heard Cottonwood has awesome shit to do there!

Cottonwood Person: Yeah, If you think watching a cow is fun than it is your town.
by Jayme Hates Cottonwood August 30, 2008
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Cottonwood is what you get when you receive a blowjob from a girl with cottonmouth.
by dmacfour May 02, 2010
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When a guy hasn't had sex in a while and his penis is all dry like if he had cotton mouth.
Guy 1: "Dude how long has it been since you've had sex? Like 3 months?"

Guy 2: "Yeah I've got a bad case of cottonwood."
by TheRevJesse September 16, 2011
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A small town in Arizona with shitty bipolar weather, shitty bipolar people, and way too many gas stations.
We were headed to Sedona and drove through cottonwood az to make a pit stop.
by Hulk Penis February 15, 2016
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A small town in northern Arizona with no real entertainment. Known for its high teen pregnancy rate, high std rate, crazy people, drug addicts, and drama. The only thing close to a mall there is the local walmart. If you live there the only way to entertain yourself is to either do drugs, get pregnant in hopes of getting on Mtv, or hang out at walmart.
"cottonwood, az" home to the unwed teen mothers, druggies, and where the drama follows you to the end of the earth and back.
by frosty790 March 17, 2012
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Cottonwood is nothing but a bunch of fake people who try to act like they're better than everyone and they're really not all the guys are assholes and the girls are a bunch of sluts and the principal Mr. strange is a douche bag
Being in jail would be better than being a student at cottonwood high school
by Random kid October 04, 2017
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