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A town in northern California where the majority of the population is white, while there are still more cows than actual people.
Wow man! That town is a total Cottonwood!
by Shan23 June 11, 2008
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A shitty ass little zit of a town in California.
Full of meth head hicks that spend their days in their trailers.
Miserably hot Between May and September (usually 110F) with only a week at the most with good weather then immediately goes to freezing (usually 30F or lower) in the end of September until May, then it is boiling hot again.
Absolutely nothing to do ever unless you find chasing cows fun.
Sometimes used to describe a nasty town, house,person ect.
Person 1: Dude! Look at that trailer park! It is so Cottonwood!
Person 2:Yeah, look at the family of hillbilly's sitting on their plastic lawn chairs!
Person 1: Oh shit, I think they heard us!
Person 2: Run!!! He got his shotgun!!
Person: dude! I've heard Cottonwood has awesome shit to do there!

Cottonwood Person: Yeah, If you think watching a cow is fun than it is your town.
by Jayme Hates Cottonwood August 30, 2008
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When a guy hasn't had sex in a while and his penis is all dry like if he had cotton mouth.
Guy 1: "Dude how long has it been since you've had sex? Like 3 months?"

Guy 2: "Yeah I've got a bad case of cottonwood."
by TheRevJesse September 16, 2011
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