Cottonwood
A town in northern California where the majority of the population is white, while there are still more cows than actual people.
Cottonwood by Shan23 June 12, 2008
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Cottonwood
A shitty ass little zit of a town in California.
Full of meth head hicks that spend their days in their trailers.
Miserably hot Between May and September (usually 110F) with only a week at the most with good weather then immediately goes to freezing (usually 30F or lower) in the end of September until May, then it is boiling hot again.
Absolutely nothing to do ever unless you find chasing cows fun.
Sometimes used to describe a nasty town, house,person ect.
Full of meth head hicks that spend their days in their trailers.
Miserably hot Between May and September (usually 110F) with only a week at the most with good weather then immediately goes to freezing (usually 30F or lower) in the end of September until May, then it is boiling hot again.
Absolutely nothing to do ever unless you find chasing cows fun.
Sometimes used to describe a nasty town, house,person ect.
Person 1: Dude! Look at that trailer park! It is so Cottonwood!
Person 2:Yeah, look at the family of hillbilly's sitting on their plastic lawn chairs!
Person 1: Oh shit, I think they heard us!
Person 2: Run!!! He got his shotgun!!
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Person: dude! I've heard Cottonwood has awesome shit to do there!
Cottonwood Person: Yeah, If you think watching a cow is fun than it is your town.
Person 2:Yeah, look at the family of hillbilly's sitting on their plastic lawn chairs!
Person 1: Oh shit, I think they heard us!
Person 2: Run!!! He got his shotgun!!
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Person: dude! I've heard Cottonwood has awesome shit to do there!
Cottonwood Person: Yeah, If you think watching a cow is fun than it is your town.
Cottonwood by Jayme Hates Cottonwood October 18, 2008
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Cottonwood
Guy 1: "Dude how long has it been since you've had sex? Like 3 months?"
Guy 2: "Yeah I've got a bad case of cottonwood."
Guy 2: "Yeah I've got a bad case of cottonwood."
Cottonwood by TheRevJesse September 17, 2011
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cottonwood az
A small town in Arizona with shitty bipolar weather, shitty bipolar people, and way too many gas stations.
cottonwood az by Hulk Penis September 14, 2016
Cottonwood, az
A small town in northern Arizona with no real entertainment. Known for its high teen pregnancy rate, high std rate, crazy people, drug addicts, and drama. The only thing close to a mall there is the local walmart. If you live there the only way to entertain yourself is to either do drugs, get pregnant in hopes of getting on Mtv, or hang out at walmart.
"cottonwood, az" home to the unwed teen mothers, druggies, and where the drama follows you to the end of the earth and back.
Cottonwood, az by frosty790 August 1, 2012
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