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Cotton ball

When you feel soft and a little dorky.
girl 1: Damn, I can't stop thinking about him. I can't sleep at night because of him and I miss him every second. I'm such a cotton ball.

girl 2: You sure are.
by Disenchantress. March 22, 2021
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Cotton Ball

What you call a pussy that is dry and furry.
Dude, I went down on Lauren last night and I got cotton balled!
by Chuck Bucket April 14, 2005
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Cotton Ball

An old lady who has complely white curly hair. cotton balls can be seen at the pharmacy or at your local grocery store. (also see Cotton Field)
Dude1: some stupid cotton ball put a dent in my door today while i was parked at Wal-Mart.

Dude2: maybe you shouldn't park near the handicap section anymore.
by Justiceemu February 6, 2009
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Cotton Ball

A technique used in filmmaking where the director makes a character do something illogical or random for the situation in order to reveal vital information for the plot.

This phenomenon was found and named after a scene in the movie ‘Get Out’ when the main character, Chris, was being hypnotized in the chair but it was ineffective because he had cotton balls in his ears. Since the hypnosis was still a threat he should’ve left the cotton balls in but he removes them due to the director needing to reveal to the audience how he was able to beat it.
Why did Arnold throw away that weapon he could’ve used it moving forward?! Oh that’s just the director throwing a Cotton Ball at us to show he had it the whole time.
by Jray313 May 7, 2025
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cotton ball diet

A dangerous "diet" where you dip a cotton ball into juice or sauce and then eat it, causing it to expand in your stomach, therefore making you feel full without all the calories.
Person 1: Why's she in the hospital?
Person 2: She tried the cotton ball diet and has to get them removed, they don't digest properly
Person 1: Damn.
by birdy93 December 17, 2015
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cotton ball trot

A hazing ritual where five or more males follow each other naked walking in a circle each with a marshmallow up his ass. The first one to drop a marshmallow has to eat all the other marshmallows.

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Jason was worried about his caloric intake having eaten seven "chocolate" covered marshmallows after losing the cotton ball trot at the fraternity house.
by whistleberry December 27, 2009
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Cotton ball massage

A man bends over and rests his hands on his knees while someone stands behind him and rubs his balls, while picking the left over toilet paper cling-ons from his ass hairs.
Mike couldn’t believe that Todd didn’t have to pay extra to have the Asian masseuse give him a cotton ball massage.
by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017
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