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porcine cosmetologist
A porcine cosmetologist is a periphrastic term for someone who puts lipstick on a pig; in other words, a spin doctor. This is someone who attempts to make something more favorable or attractive than it really is.
porcine cosmetologist by eViL pOp TaRt February 22, 2011
corset
Undergarment worn throughout ages, to redefine the sape of a woman's body(mostly into an hourglass); usually by cinching the waist, and pushing up the breasts. Originally lined with whale bone for support, and laced up the back; now is available in many different styles, materials, and shapes. Current-day it is no longer JUST worn as an undergarment, but is commonly worn as part of an outfit usually durring the nocturnal hours. Favored garment by the goth or gothic genre.
DUrring different eras, muntiple shapes were achieved. i.e. Edwardian, Elisibethan, Victorian, Valentine, exc.. Also in Overbust (to cover the breasts) or Underbust(stops below breasts).
DUrring different eras, muntiple shapes were achieved. i.e. Edwardian, Elisibethan, Victorian, Valentine, exc.. Also in Overbust (to cover the breasts) or Underbust(stops below breasts).
The tighter the better.
Cosette
An incredibly awesome girl. If you ever meet one in your life its a good idea to start talking to her because she's the most fun you'll ever have. Gets all your nerdy references and is more than capable of whipping up her own. really smart and nice. Has the most beautiful eyes in the world, they're like liquid gold.
"Hey this new girl Cosette just showed up in my class"
"Really man, awesome! Try to get her number, she's probably awesome!"
"Really man, awesome! Try to get her number, she's probably awesome!"
Cosette by ahorsenamedjeff December 31, 2013
cosmetic perjury
noun:
the tactful response required when u meet an acquaintance who has proudly changed hi/her hair, face or body in a failed attempt to improve his/ her appearance.
the tactful response required when u meet an acquaintance who has proudly changed hi/her hair, face or body in a failed attempt to improve his/ her appearance.
aks:"dude did u see that guy, what crap has he done to his hair,looks like he's got a broom up his head"
mj:"so , did u manage the cosmetic perjury??"
mj:"so , did u manage the cosmetic perjury??"
cosmetic perjury by its_aks November 5, 2005
Consett academy
A School that feels like a greenhouse. With overpriced food(pizza is mad out of cardboard, Pasta is 95% water.) there are a few good teachers but most just teach you rubbish. The head cares more about your uniform than your education and will send you home for showing an inch of a anchel. Every now and again someone phones up claiming that there’s a bomb and the whole place has to shut down for a couple hours while the police search it. Full of Newcastle fans and a couple Sunderland fans, with a few Man Utd fans dotted about as well. ex-pe teacher / now assistant director has made it his life’s mission to get everyone to go to lessons every morning before the bell goes. Highlights include fire drills, substitute teachers and going home.
Old man: what’s that old greenhouse on the hill that’s made of glass.
Boy: that’s consett academy, where they put hell, forced education and the desert all in one place
Boy: that’s consett academy, where they put hell, forced education and the desert all in one place
Consett academy by ChristsChin May 25, 2019