Damn sexy cosplayers dressed in red. Do not confuse with the red light district. Red cosplayers cosplay characters who wear red.
Red cosplayers include the following characters: Edward elric, dante, carmen san diego, alucard (hellsing), vash the stampede, magikart. blaziken, fed ex box, mellow, kenshin, genesis, that red dude from unreal tournament, ayame souma,
A shapeshifter who usually takes the form of a fictional character, but can appear in any form. Their most common habitat is in a convention or "con," but can also be found in the wild, although it is rare. They communicate by "junko posing" and although it looks confusing, it can be mastered with observation and practice.
It's a wild cosplayer! Quick! Lure it with a lace frontwig and catch it! We must bring it to the church!!!!!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.