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corculis punjai 

The nasty infected cheese surrounding your toes.
Dude, I have to start treating my corculis punjai.
corculis punjai by Phartman July 9, 2004

cornuism manifesto 

The plot by corn farmers and the FDA to take over the world through the growth of corn and the manufacturing of high fructose corn syrup. These greedy bastards are soaking up our youth in obesity caused by their unhealthy food products. They also feed the corn to the animals that are mass produced that we ever so blindly eat. Eventually, there will be no healthy food and the corn will rule us all. The food system is taking over... be fat or die.
fuck, I'm so hungry pass me my cornsoda

the cornuism manifesto has made me hate my greedy country

cornuism manifesto will destroy america long before any president is able to do so
hide your children.. wait.. it's all full of corn
cornuism manifesto by squatchwatch November 28, 2011
A command or order that has no foundation of authority due to lack of sense.
Saluting the General in USAF PTU is a corpsism despite according to AFI 36-2903 "SALUTING DUE TO RANK RECOGNITION IS NOT REQUIRED WHEN WEARING THE PTU/IPTU. "
corpsism by MAJWOODY April 24, 2011

Comulism 

The comulism of people are loud
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026