A person who is in a constant state of fear, panic, worry, paranoia and stress over something that realistically should not be feared. One who is easily manipulated by Government authority and mass media. A coronoid is like a hemorrhoid only shittier.
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Get the coronoid mug.A person who is in a constant state of fear, paranoia, panic and stress over something that realisticly should not be feared. One who is easily manipulated by Government authority and mass media. A coronoid is like a hemorrhoid only shittier!
All these silly damn surgical mask wearing Coronoids shopping at Walmart today are giving severe anxiety!
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Get the coronaidiot mug.A chronoid is an unidentifiable object. It should be mentioned in conversation with roundabout and vague definitions of its nature, in order to confound and pique the interest of a friend.They will never understand what a chronoid is. This is the point.
A:" I saw a chronoid on the way to school."
B:"What's a chronoid?"
A:"A chronoid is a (unidentifiable sound)"
B:"What?"
A:"A chronoid is the opposite of a chesticle."
B:"What's a chesticle?"
A:"A chronoid is an inverted chesticle. Look, chronoids are what you cough up after a really bad case of #&')!" Do you see that thing that's hanging off the side of the building, the thing that looks like a mushroom? That yellow thing?"
B:" No."
A:"That's a chronoid."
B: "I don't get it. What IS a chronoid?!"
B:"What's a chronoid?"
A:"A chronoid is a (unidentifiable sound)"
B:"What?"
A:"A chronoid is the opposite of a chesticle."
B:"What's a chesticle?"
A:"A chronoid is an inverted chesticle. Look, chronoids are what you cough up after a really bad case of #&')!" Do you see that thing that's hanging off the side of the building, the thing that looks like a mushroom? That yellow thing?"
B:" No."
A:"That's a chronoid."
B: "I don't get it. What IS a chronoid?!"
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Get the chronoid mug.Paranoia relating to any illness during the COVID-19 outbreak, but your illness HAS to be related to that even if you show no symptoms of it.
Kerry is paranoid she has COVID-19, when in reality she has broken her leg. Coronoia at its finest.
Sam claimed to have COVID-19 but a doctor confirmed it was period pains and told her she has Coronoia.
Sam claimed to have COVID-19 but a doctor confirmed it was period pains and told her she has Coronoia.
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