coronoid 

A person who is in a constant state of fear, panic, worry, paranoia and stress over something that realistically should not be feared. One who is easily manipulated by Government authority and mass media. A coronoid is like a hemorrhoid only shittier.

All these silly surgical mask wearing coronoids shopping at Costco are giving me severe anxiety!

coronoid by The Covid Show Uncensored May 22, 2020

Coronoid 

A person who is in a constant state of fear, paranoia, panic and stress over something that realisticly should not be feared. One who is easily manipulated by Government authority and mass media. A coronoid is like a hemorrhoid only shittier!

All these silly damn surgical mask wearing Coronoids shopping at Walmart today are giving severe anxiety!

Coronoid by The Covid Show Uncensored May 22, 2020

Cronoid 

A person controlled by his parents and molded into what they want him to be.

Man, Jack sure is a cronoid.

Cronoid by ultimatehotdog February 6, 2009

coronaidiot 

Someone who ignores common protocol in preventing spread of virus; ie- coughing on produce.

He is one of the coronaidiots who hosted a party.

coronaidiot by Highstepper March 26, 2020

chronoid 

A chronoid is an unidentifiable object. It should be mentioned in conversation with roundabout and vague definitions of its nature, in order to confound and pique the interest of a friend.They will never understand what a chronoid is. This is the point.

A:" I saw a chronoid on the way to school."

B:"What's a chronoid?"

A:"A chronoid is a (unidentifiable sound)"

B:"What?"

A:"A chronoid is the opposite of a chesticle."

B:"What's a chesticle?"

A:"A chronoid is an inverted chesticle. Look, chronoids are what you cough up after a really bad case of #&')!" Do you see that thing that's hanging off the side of the building, the thing that looks like a mushroom? That yellow thing?"

B:" No."

A:"That's a chronoid."

B: "I don't get it. What IS a chronoid?!"

chronoid by booch dog August 5, 2008

Coronoia 

Paranoia relating to any illness during the COVID-19 outbreak, but your illness HAS to be related to that even if you show no symptoms of it.

Kerry is paranoid she has COVID-19, when in reality she has broken her leg. Coronoia at its finest.
Sam claimed to have COVID-19 but a doctor confirmed it was period pains and told her she has Coronoia.

Coronoia by Queenicorn March 23, 2020

CoronAIDs 

The truest form of coronavirus and the scariest

Guy: yo I think my mom has covid
Cody: you mean CoronAIDs right?
Guy:..... sure

CoronAIDs by Derkadurr April 20, 2020