chronoid 

A chronoid is an unidentifiable object. It should be mentioned in conversation with roundabout and vague definitions of its nature, in order to confound and pique the interest of a friend.They will never understand what a chronoid is. This is the point.

A:" I saw a chronoid on the way to school."

B:"What's a chronoid?"

A:"A chronoid is a (unidentifiable sound)"

B:"What?"

A:"A chronoid is the opposite of a chesticle."

B:"What's a chesticle?"

A:"A chronoid is an inverted chesticle. Look, chronoids are what you cough up after a really bad case of #&')!" Do you see that thing that's hanging off the side of the building, the thing that looks like a mushroom? That yellow thing?"

B:" No."

A:"That's a chronoid."

B: "I don't get it. What IS a chronoid?!"

chronoid by booch dog August 5, 2008

chronocide 

to kill time, especially when you're completely bored and lazy.

The teacher who didn't come prepared committed chronocide all day long.

chronocide by ADawg GMoney August 30, 2007

Cronoid 

A person controlled by his parents and molded into what they want him to be.

Man, Jack sure is a cronoid.

Cronoid by ultimatehotdog February 6, 2009

Chronoir

A VTuber streaming duo under the agency Nijisanji. Consists of Kanae and Kuzuha.

"Did you catch the latest Chronoir stream?"
"Yeah. Kuzuha's English was so cute!"

Chronoir by one hell of a deer November 28, 2020

chronoisseur 

A person whose area of expertise is none other than the numerous strains of marijuana that make life great. These people will almost always be breaking up, rolling, and smoking marijuana, without ever letting the nugs leave their sight. Also, chronoisseurs can always and most definitely identify strains of marijuana, decide whose blunt is more nicely rolled, and tell you why glass is better than paper. Do not contest a chronoisseur.

Stoned Kid- "Hey man I got this bag of bangins so im gonna roll this blunt. Lemme get that dutch man."

Chronoisseur- " Sorry brother, but we will rip that dimo of danks out of Walker Texas Chamber and then I shall twist this shit up strawberry style."

chronoisseur by Chronisauraus Rex June 4, 2009

Chronoir

a very gay vampire and priest duo.
they prioritize bros over hoes

A: Yo bro have you listened to Not for you?
B: Yeah bro it's so sad that Chronoir don't want to give us their macaroni
A: Wait- holy shit Heterostatis is playing
B: Man they should've named the song "Gaystatis" instead haha

Chronoir by mystastoelicker January 26, 2022

Chronocide 

The act of killing time.

The employee was fired for committing chronocide when he was supposed to be working.

Chronocide by Xnyper May 5, 2010