Coronamare

Isolation-induced anxiety and depression paired with the living hell of Coronavirus symptoms.

When this Coronamare is over I will never take for granted another smell or pain-free day.

by BlueWaterRose September 21, 2020

Coronamoaner

Coronamoaner(s)

A virus named Covid 19 is causing pain, suffering and distress for millions around the world. A regular pastime to help get through the pandemic is to constantly bitch about the virus. This is what is known has a Coronamoaner.

"No food in the store, no beds in the hospital and thousands of workers laid off!"

"You're such a Coronamoaner."

by Claude_Speed March 19, 2020

Coronatard

A human being that goes into full “end of the world” mode because of the corona virus. Most coronatards buy unbelievable quantities of toilet paper. Also, they usually have coronaphobia.

You see that Karen over there? She’s a real coronatard.

by oofblocks March 19, 2020

Coronacane

When a hurricane forms during the corona pandemic.

Dude, A Coronacane is coming, you better pick up more toilet paper!

by The Art of Mayhem May 12, 2020

Coronamercial

Any one of the endless stream of commercials put out by companies during the coronavirus pandemic – to show that they are still relevant and how they are going above and beyond to take care of their customers and employees. Typically featuring reluctant CEOs who don’t feel comfortable on camera, these spots can be for anything from fast food restaurants, car companies, hemorrhoid cream makers, beer distributors, etc. We get it – you’re still there, and you don’t want us to forget about you while we’re cowering in our homes in fear.

All I’ve watched on TV over the last month are 20-year-old football games, Brady Bunch reruns and coronamercials.

by MattersOfManners April 17, 2020

Coronamania

A hyperactive state of mind and mood, widespread and shared, a direct result of the social isolation spawned by COVID-19.

I am definitely not alone in my Coronamania, now common in this Pandemic Life!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 27, 2020

Coronamagic

The underlying principle present in the minds of Trumpists who cannot grasp science or reason.

I believe in Coronamagic so I know we’ll all be transitioning to greatness and way past this little flu by the time I’m re-elected.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 26, 2020