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Coronamoaner 

Coronamoaner(s)

A virus named Covid 19 is causing pain, suffering and distress for millions around the world. A regular pastime to help get through the pandemic is to constantly bitch about the virus. This is what is known has a Coronamoaner.
"No food in the store, no beds in the hospital and thousands of workers laid off!"

"You're such a Coronamoaner."
Coronamoaner by Claude_Speed March 19, 2020

Coronatard

A human being that goes into full “end of the world” mode because of the corona virus. Most coronatards buy unbelievable quantities of toilet paper. Also, they usually have coronaphobia.
You see that Karen over there? She’s a real coronatard.
Coronatard by oofblocks March 19, 2020

Coronacane 

When a hurricane forms during the corona pandemic.
Dude, A Coronacane is coming, you better pick up more toilet paper!

Coronamercial 

Any one of the endless stream of commercials put out by companies during the coronavirus pandemic – to show that they are still relevant and how they are going above and beyond to take care of their customers and employees. Typically featuring reluctant CEOs who don’t feel comfortable on camera, these spots can be for anything from fast food restaurants, car companies, hemorrhoid cream makers, beer distributors, etc. We get it – you’re still there, and you don’t want us to forget about you while we’re cowering in our homes in fear.
All I’ve watched on TV over the last month are 20-year-old football games, Brady Bunch reruns and coronamercials.

Coronamania 

A hyperactive state of mind and mood, widespread and shared, a direct result of the social isolation spawned by COVID-19.
I am definitely not alone in my Coronamania, now common in this Pandemic Life!
Coronamania by Dr Bunnygirl May 27, 2020

Coronamagic 

The underlying principle present in the minds of Trumpists who cannot grasp science or reason.
I believe in Coronamagic so I know we’ll all be transitioning to greatness and way past this little flu by the time I’m re-elected.
Coronamagic by Dr Bunnygirl May 26, 2020