1 definition by arbitraryone
A stalker who uses IM exclusively with the ultimate intention of using an ear of corn to give pleasure in an uncouth manner to the target.
1: When I saw him randomly talking about Indian music over IM, I knew he was a cornstalker.
2: As I felt the bumpy sensation in my posterior, I realized he was a cornstalker.
3: He was tried on many charges including that of being a cornstalker
2: As I felt the bumpy sensation in my posterior, I realized he was a cornstalker.
3: He was tried on many charges including that of being a cornstalker
by arbitraryone April 5, 2010