Cornpone

A person generally known for conducting themselves in a "short-bus" manner in outdoor social settings, while completely unaware of the inappropriate nature of their actions. Often found at college football tailgate parties. Sort of a mentally-challenged version of a D-bag.

Cornpone:
Billy: "Man, I'm sorry, I heard you had cancer. So what are you gonna do with your stuff after you die?"
Steve: "That Billy is such a freaking Cornpone."

by tap_dat_icehole April 20, 2022

cornpone

A redneck and or hillbilly. Of Southern extraction.

From Silence of the Lambs: Don't flatter yourself, Starling. That was a long time ago. Why would I hold that against you? Besides, this town is full of cornpone country pussy.

by Colonel Angus January 26, 2005

cornpone

A type of old-school country music popularized by the likes of David Allan Coe.

"That cornpone was some hot shit!"

by Char H January 8, 2006

Cornpone

The center of a cowlick on someone’s head.

Do you know how hard it is to comb the hair on my cornpone?

by Skribledoodie August 25, 2025