conFURsion 

The process of turning one into a furry, basically conversion with a spin. A rather unpleasant spin.

Guy #1 - Oh boy, I sure hope I don’t turn into a furry. I really wouldn’t like experiencing conFURsion.
Furry - Well I’ll show you why being a furry is great!
Guy #1 - *is now a furry* wow what a weird coincidence, totally didn’t see that coming

conFURsion by Syst3m ERROR December 1, 2019

Confursion 

when an otherwise normal human being gets converted into a furry/realizes they've been a furry all along and only now begun to realize it.

may or may not also be used by furry marketers running furry websites/conventions.

A furry convention organizer counted the amount of listed confursions from their poll.

After hesitating a few minutes as all his friends in fursuits surrounded him, he looked at his secret of nimh, lion king, and disney's robinhood posters in his room, and the rule34 tab listed as 'lola bunny n..', he realized he had been a furry all along, and experienced a confursion and acceptance of how gay and furry he actually was and no longer felt guilty glomping his new found friends.

Confursion by HatIntheFox October 16, 2021

Shy/Asshole Confusion 

Coined by Larry David in the "The Acupuncturist" episode of HBO's "Curb Your Enthusiasm", Shy/Asshole Confusion is when one mistakes a shy person's quiet demeanor for that of an asshole.

Larry: I don't know why you call him an asshole. He's not an asshole, he's just shy.

Cheryl: No, he's not shy. He thinks he's smarter than everbody else and he sits there and he judges and he-

Larry: No, he doesn't, he's just shy! You've got shy/asshole confusion, my friend.

Shy/Asshole Confusion by Meeyort Snurn May 22, 2008

Swanson Conversion

The third stage in the Aerobic Respiration.

Guy #1: Bro we learned about the Swanson conversion in biology today, it's great.
Guy #2: ...

Swanson Conversion by Jvshangold January 9, 2017

Pussy concussion 

Pussy concussion happens due to blunt force trauma of hand, dick or paddle. Knocking pussy out cold. Only form of cure known at the moment is oral resuscitation.

If you are not practiced at oral resuscitation, please, seek immediate and urgent care from a Pussy Concussion Healer and practiced medician.

*Scarlet was thrilled with the veracious appetite of her lover, until she had to seek treatments for her pussy concussion”

Pussy concussion by whydoidothethingsthatido October 15, 2021

doorknob confession 

A doorknob confession is a term used by some clinicians/therapists to define the phenomena of the person receiving therapy, or the client, to divulge something incredibly important or critical in the last few minutes of a therapy session. The content of the "confession" is important enough to cause the session to go on longer than originally planed and may include themes such as: a death in the family, suicidal/self harming thoughts or actions, a relationship crisis, drastic change in living situation, ect.

As she stood to leave the therapist's office she gave the doorknob confession that her sister was being physically abused by their step-father.

doorknob confession by Ms. Psyche October 3, 2011

confusionship 

A phenomenon when a couple of interacting people have neither a well defined friendship nor an FWB nor a romantic relationship and thus their attraction is still undefined to them both, yet they're definite about defining it as soon as possible.
The state of confusion before defining your sort of relationship with the person.

We were in a confusionship, but eventually deconfused ourselves and got romantically involved.

confusionship by Zeguy Lestrange January 27, 2016