A burning/stinging sensation caused by the rapid undulation and thrusting of an erect penis into the crevasse between the thighs of a woman. Pronounced Cock-Burn.
"Man..."
"Whats up nig?"
"I shouldn't-a slept with that hoe last night, I got some major coqburn."
"Man, you shouldn't have gone so fast on your first time!"
"Whats up nig?"
"I shouldn't-a slept with that hoe last night, I got some major coqburn."
"Man, you shouldn't have gone so fast on your first time!"
by Senor Fancypants May 16, 2009
Get the Coqburn mug.When you’re in Ohio and meet a guy with the name of William “Cole” W***s and the only good thing that comes out of it is getting a STD!
You’ve been “Colburned”
The laziest boy you will ever meet, cry baby, poor excuse of a man, takes money off women. Bitch! Thinks he is a gangsta but really a momma’s boy.
Womanizer, liar, cheater and scum. Has super lame tattoos. Pretends to be loaded but has to bum cigarettes of you. Control freak, narcissist, bully, sociopath, believes his own lies, wannabe drug dealer, vile, pathetic, loser, rude, ignorant, immature, selfish, violent, psychotic, mentally unstable, con artist, f**k boy, hyena laugh, criminal.
Will say anything to get a girl in bed.
Will promise you the world but give you a shack in the woods.
Has lame pick up lines.
Prefers girls with a body of a 10yr old who look like they do a lot of meth.
Has a jacked up truck to draw attention from his tiny dirty dick.
Has weird uncomfortable relationship with his mom.
Run away if approached or you will be “Colburned” too.
You’ve been “Colburned”
The laziest boy you will ever meet, cry baby, poor excuse of a man, takes money off women. Bitch! Thinks he is a gangsta but really a momma’s boy.
Womanizer, liar, cheater and scum. Has super lame tattoos. Pretends to be loaded but has to bum cigarettes of you. Control freak, narcissist, bully, sociopath, believes his own lies, wannabe drug dealer, vile, pathetic, loser, rude, ignorant, immature, selfish, violent, psychotic, mentally unstable, con artist, f**k boy, hyena laugh, criminal.
Will say anything to get a girl in bed.
Will promise you the world but give you a shack in the woods.
Has lame pick up lines.
Prefers girls with a body of a 10yr old who look like they do a lot of meth.
Has a jacked up truck to draw attention from his tiny dirty dick.
Has weird uncomfortable relationship with his mom.
Run away if approached or you will be “Colburned” too.
When you get the worst sex of your life and you still get Colburned
Don’t date in Ohio unless you want to get Colburned.
When you’re expecting 8 inches but barely get 5….. What a Colburn!!
When asked what are you doing today. Will respond with im doing a Colburn.
Don’t date in Ohio unless you want to get Colburned.
When you’re expecting 8 inches but barely get 5….. What a Colburn!!
When asked what are you doing today. Will respond with im doing a Colburn.
by karmasabitch99 February 7, 2023
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When you’re in Ohio and meet a guy with the name of William “Cole” W***s and the only good thing that comes out of it is getting a STD!
You’ve been “Colburned”
The laziest boy you will ever meet, cry baby, poor excuse of a man, takes money off women. Thinks he is a gangsta but really a momma’s boy.
Womanizing bitch, liar, cheater and scum. Has super lame tattoos. Pretends to be loaded but has to bum cigarettes of you. Control freak, narcissist, bully, sociopath, believes his own lies, wannabe drug dealer, vile, pathetic, loser, rude, ignorant, immature, selfish, violent, psychotic, mentally unstable, con artist, f**k boy, hyena laugh, criminal.
Will say anything to get a girl in bed.
Will promise you the world but give you a shack in the woods.
Has lame pick up lines.
Prefers girls with a body of a 10yr old who look like they do a lot of meth.
Has a jacked up truck to draw attention from his tiny dirty dick.
Has weird uncomfortable relationship with his mom.
Run away if approached or you will be “Colburned” too.
You’ve been “Colburned”
The laziest boy you will ever meet, cry baby, poor excuse of a man, takes money off women. Thinks he is a gangsta but really a momma’s boy.
Womanizing bitch, liar, cheater and scum. Has super lame tattoos. Pretends to be loaded but has to bum cigarettes of you. Control freak, narcissist, bully, sociopath, believes his own lies, wannabe drug dealer, vile, pathetic, loser, rude, ignorant, immature, selfish, violent, psychotic, mentally unstable, con artist, f**k boy, hyena laugh, criminal.
Will say anything to get a girl in bed.
Will promise you the world but give you a shack in the woods.
Has lame pick up lines.
Prefers girls with a body of a 10yr old who look like they do a lot of meth.
Has a jacked up truck to draw attention from his tiny dirty dick.
Has weird uncomfortable relationship with his mom.
Run away if approached or you will be “Colburned” too.
When you get the worst sex of your life and you still get Colburned
Don’t date in Ohio unless you want to get Colburned.
When you’re expecting 8 inches but barely get 5….. What a Colburn!!
Don’t date in Ohio unless you want to get Colburned.
When you’re expecting 8 inches but barely get 5….. What a Colburn!!
by karmasabitch99 February 8, 2023
Get the Colburn mug.The consumption of marijuana via human oral cavity by two persons gathered together.
Etymology: U.S. Sen. Tom Coburn seems obsessed with marijuana, to the point that he has several times attempted to get state medical marijuana laws declared illegal under federal law. In honor of his dedication to the issue, activists have named the "consumption of marijuana through the oral cavity" (the exact language of one of his amendments) by two people a "coburn."
Etymology: U.S. Sen. Tom Coburn seems obsessed with marijuana, to the point that he has several times attempted to get state medical marijuana laws declared illegal under federal law. In honor of his dedication to the issue, activists have named the "consumption of marijuana through the oral cavity" (the exact language of one of his amendments) by two people a "coburn."
by TruthPolice June 12, 2009
Get the coburn mug.A highly street smart individual that learned about the meaning of hard times at a young age. Deeply troubled, yet beautifully broken and fun to be around for the most part. Cogburn is a name to be proud of for centuries because it means strength, growth, resilience, fighter, warrior, doesn't give up.
by Therealcogs30 August 14, 2018
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Chavs run the place selling drugs and police are scared of the 11 years olds
Chavs run the place selling drugs and police are scared of the 11 years olds
Person 1: “Are you coming over to colburn?”
Person 2: “Are you crazy? That place is an absolute shithole!”
Person 2: “Are you crazy? That place is an absolute shithole!”
by Liam7425 May 10, 2020
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Dude, if the only proof you have for a civilization on the moon is a couple of old John Lear photographs, you're gonna get Cogburned!
by Ima Nasshole June 29, 2009
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