cuppaphobia 

The fear or phobia of a person who is afraid of cups. They believe these small, bowl-shaped cylindrical holders are evil will slowly and inconspicuously harm the unsuspecting human being that stumbles upon it's presence. Usually from a traumatizing experience with such objects.

You going to the party with Susy tonight?
Nah, i heard she has Cuppaphobia.

cuppaphobia by cool_kid_noah June 28, 2016

curaphobia 

A fear of having to engage in the performance or management of business or personal operations involving paperwork.

I haven't invoiced any of my customers for the last 6 months because of my acute curaphobia.

curaphobia by Lorien Gamaroff November 26, 2009

Cuntaphobia 

The fear or dislike of vaginas.

Shelly: So, have you and Raj done the dirty yet?
Kelly: No!
Shelly: Why not?
Kelly: He suffers from Cuntaphobia.

Cuntaphobia by F Meister May 15, 2006

Cumaphobia 

Fear of male sexual excrement that goes beyond fear of spitting/swallowing. One suffering from cumaphobia usually substantiates her fear by delivering meaingless threats such as "If your cum comes anywhere near my face I will wipe it on your shirt."

These threats are worthless because those suffering from cumaphobia fail to realize that a messy shirt is worth a shot in the face.

"As I was about to cum, my girlfriend freaked out. Realizing that she suffered from cumaphobia, I helped her face her fear by shooting a load all over her face."

Cumaphobia by Jolly May 31, 2004

crapaphobia 

The irrational fear that one might actually see his or her poop before flushing the toilet.

Ann has such a severe case of crapaphobia that she once fell down and broke her arm in the bathroom while trying to frantically reach for the flusher handle.

crapaphobia by maxn512 June 27, 2008

Copraphobia 

An irrational fear of feces.

Jim's copraphobia is becoming seriously debilitating. He's afraid of all sorts of shit.

Copraphobia by Boloniano May 23, 2020

Capsaphobia 

The newly discovered irrational fear of boxes between words.
"are☐you☐scared☐yet"

Dave: Yeah I have Capsaphobia, can you please not do that?
Emma: Dude, me too! The little boxes are horrible between words.

Capsaphobia by absolutelynottoday November 30, 2020