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Cooter Slit 

The lovely portion of real-estate portrayed by a peach of a pussy resembling what looks like the aftermath of a precisely aimed axe wound. Often times there is no inner labia in the presence of a pristine 'Cooter Slit'. After sight of a well kept 'Cooter Slit', a raging hard-on typically follows.
I was just getting ready to get dirty with this girl and as I go to pull off her panties, I've got a perfect 'Cooter Slit' winking at me. The blood that rushed to my dick so quickly damn near gave me a stroke...
Cooter Slit by jZampage April 26, 2011
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Cootersnitcher 

A person that engages in the act of snitching cooter. A person that drugs a woman, making her fall unconscious, and while she is unconscious, takes her back to her home and has sex with her, leaving her to wake up in her own bed wondering how she got home and what she did the night before.
Dan is such a cootersnitcher.

You should never tell a woman that you are a cootersnitcher.

Bill became a cootersnitcher last night.

Cooterslice 

The nice round part at the bottom of a girl's butt.
Damn... NICE COOTERSLICE!
Cooterslice by Cooterslice herself September 20, 2010

Cootersmith 

The area between a woman's legs; vagina.
Christ, almighty, Anne. What's that sticking out of your cootersmith?!
Cootersmith by Max Wittert July 18, 2006