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grandma coot coot 

a younger person whos vagina looks like an older womans vagina. they may also have the smell of fish coming from between their legs.
BOB: "that girl is such a slut"
DAN: "yea, she probably is a grandma coot coot."
grandma coot coot by beerdrinker March 10, 2009

coot coot 

I told that bitch to shut up or I'd kick her in the coot coot. Yeah...
coot coot by VIRGIL January 28, 2005

coot coot 

A small flightless bird indigenous to North America. Genus specie - cootia cootius
eg 1: Every weekend I try to catch coot coot.
eg 2: Stuff my pet coot coot with a kielbasa thanks and regards.
coot coot by Webster February 3, 2005

coot boot 

See cunt punt

Just slightly less profane.
Mike- Hey Jim, this girl was being a total bitch. I was this close to cunt punting her!
Jim- Yo man, you can't say that, my kid sister is right here!
Mike- Oh, sorry. I mean I was about to coot boot the slut.
coot boot by Andrew + Kevin March 4, 2009

dip coot 

A yeast infection stemming from being eaten out by a guy who recently had a dip in his lip.
"Wow it hurts to pee because I have a dip coot"
"Dont tell me another dipper went down on you.."
dip coot by molllzzlllz October 9, 2016

coot crusties 

the vagina sauce that u get stuck in ur pubes after a long nite of fucking
i gotta get a shower and wash the coot crusties off my hammer!!
coot crusties by goochiebunga February 20, 2011
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