Coonyetta 

Proper term for identifying obese, slow-walking black women.

Dude, look at Coonyetta ambling down the street!

Coonyetta by Shanquan July 7, 2009

Conetta 

The last name of anyone with a heart of gold. Is usually Italian and has brown wavy or curly hair!

He’s so lovely, he must be a Conetta!

Conetta by Zoetropper March 5, 2021

Concetta 

Name is of Italian origin, form of Concepción referring to the Catholic doctrine of the Immaculate Conception and Mary. Generally used for women of great beauty, intelligence and sexual prowess. Also can refer to women of power and/or those who destroy technology.

Man, she is Bitchus Khan! What was her name, Concetta?

Did you see THAT Concetta over there?

My laptop is broke, Concetta, did you touch it?

Concetta by wolf868 February 3, 2010

Concetta 

Concetta’s are very funny people who love to party. They are really smart but sometimes don’t believe that they are. They are a bit klutzy at times, but are always trustworthy. Concetta’s are very creative and great at all of the arts. She is crazy and loves food, and she is very easy to talk to. Lives life to its fullest and will always be there with a hug.

“I need someone to talk to”
“Well, there’s Concetta...”
“Yay!”

Concetta by CPC2005 October 13, 2018

Concettas Homemade Gravy 

The most delicious gravy in all of italy. Don't you dare call it sauce otherwise she will choke you out with a meatball.

"Hmm this sauce was so good"
"Hey don't you dare say that, this is Concettas homemade gravy"

Concettas Homemade Gravy by hueuby January 30, 2017

coonette 

1.)A female coon.
They often stay in the nest with their children
while the male ravages trashcans and spreads rabies.

2.)A raving black woman screaming at everyone because
Samuel L. Jackson was killed in the newest Halloween movie.

1.)Damn coon is running off with my scraps... prolly taking
em back to his coonette.
2.) Damn that coonette wouldn't stfu, she was all pissed
when they killed that nigga.

coonette by ake ccc April 10, 2008

The Concetta

An espresso martini with repesado tequila instead of that lame ass vodka.
The best drink created on the planet but is essentially for psychopaths.

Named after the Immaculate Conception because of how precious of a gift this cocktail truly is.

Named after a crazy Italian girl from New Jersey who knows how to make a great cocktail.

“Can I have an espresso martini but instead of vodka may I have tequila?”
“Oh you mean The Concetta?! Got it!!”

The Concetta by scadesimone March 7, 2022