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Coonfinger 

Refers to RACCOONS, nothing at all racist about it. They pick up anything and everything, turn it over and over, looking at it , trying to decide whether to wash it or eat it, or both.
Holly, put that down, get over here, and stop coonfingering everything.
Coonfinger by silvertooth July 4, 2011
An extremely annoying person who is usually disliked by others around them; someone who always sounds like they have a cock in their mouth; a person who is usually just "there" that nobody likes and think that they should suck dick; pretty much a big douche-on-man-dick that is unbearably loud.
Gosh would someone tell that cogmonger to shut the hell up!
Dude your brothers such a cogmonger I cant stand him!

Hey I think your mothers brothers inlaws are big cogmongers and should take the drippy dicks out of their mouths.
cogmonger by wetdreams April 23, 2010

ClownMonger 

Lonely internet chat site user, never brave enough to use its usual user name; commonly found trying to get a reaction by flooding sites with unfunny and often rude, aggressive behaviour.

Hates to be ignored; must always be the centre of attention, usually as a result of being ignored as a child by its now deceased Mother.

Medication and electro-therapy are recommended treatments. In severe cases a gun to the head may be the preferred option.
Oh look; yet another ClownMonger on here; IGNORE AND AVOID.
ClownMonger by Ban Hammer July 19, 2009

cockmonger 

someone that cant get enough cock
Scott Burrill is the biggest cockmonger this side of the mississippi
cockmonger by scott burrill December 9, 2003

clogmonger 

A word meaning a large penis, it will clog an anus.
He shoved his clogmonger into her ass.

cockmongerer 

Insult. Implies the person deals in cocks and likes nothing better than cocks. Think fishmongerer, but insert the word "cock" in the place of the word "fish".
1. Go and monger some cocks, you cockmongerer
cockmongerer by Rac^ January 10, 2003
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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