Coonmonger
Coonmonger by Fr3eaze April 27, 2025
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Coonfinger
Refers to RACCOONS, nothing at all racist about it. They pick up anything and everything, turn it over and over, looking at it , trying to decide whether to wash it or eat it, or both.
Coonfinger by silvertooth July 4, 2011
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cogmonger
An extremely annoying person who is usually disliked by others around them; someone who always sounds like they have a cock in their mouth; a person who is usually just "there" that nobody likes and think that they should suck dick; pretty much a big douche-on-man-dick that is unbearably loud.
ClownMonger
Lonely internet chat site user, never brave enough to use its usual user name; commonly found trying to get a reaction by flooding sites with unfunny and often rude, aggressive behaviour.
Hates to be ignored; must always be the centre of attention, usually as a result of being ignored as a child by its now deceased Mother.
Medication and electro-therapy are recommended treatments. In severe cases a gun to the head may be the preferred option.
Hates to be ignored; must always be the centre of attention, usually as a result of being ignored as a child by its now deceased Mother.
Medication and electro-therapy are recommended treatments. In severe cases a gun to the head may be the preferred option.
ClownMonger by Ban Hammer July 19, 2009
cockmonger
cockmonger by scott burrill December 9, 2003
cockmongerer
Insult. Implies the person deals in cocks and likes nothing better than cocks. Think fishmongerer, but insert the word "cock" in the place of the word "fish".
cockmongerer by Rac^ January 10, 2003
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