Coolzones: It's like 'calzones' but much cooler. It is an all purpose expression for something awesome.
Person 1: Let's go ride flaming dirt bikes while shredding on an electric guitar.
Person 2: Coolzones!
Person 2: Coolzones!
by blurpblurp900 June 18, 2011
Get the Coolzones mug.The annoying individual who claims to be interested or expert in almost any topic that anybody else in a group refers to as cool, often to the extent that their involvement in so many activities and interests, or in a more oscure pursuit or fetish, may seem dubious.
"Hangliding looks cool" eliciting the response "Oh, I LOVE to hanglide, I'm an experienced hangliderist!"
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"I have a friend who is into CBT" followed by "Ooo, CBT is the coolest - I do it all the time!" leading the original speaker to ask the perceived coolness whore to define CBT in semi-polite company.
At their worst, a perceived coolness whore might stumble, late, into a conversation about female contraceptives or male pattern baldness and, upon hearing a prescription drug name, will claim to have once done lines of the afore-mentioned drug off the back of a hooker at a Hollywood party.
or
"I have a friend who is into CBT" followed by "Ooo, CBT is the coolest - I do it all the time!" leading the original speaker to ask the perceived coolness whore to define CBT in semi-polite company.
At their worst, a perceived coolness whore might stumble, late, into a conversation about female contraceptives or male pattern baldness and, upon hearing a prescription drug name, will claim to have once done lines of the afore-mentioned drug off the back of a hooker at a Hollywood party.
by Anthony Sheppard July 31, 2006
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Coolioneosis: adjective. Coolioneosis is the coolest form of the word cool. Awsome above all other varieties, Coolioneosis will one day rule the world.
by Leah Coiro September 24, 2005
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adj. Keep it real, Be Cool, Shit wired tight, Maintaining, Maintained Coolness
1. An extreme state of Maintaining
2. When one is in a troublesome situation and does not give in to the pressure, temptations, or does not let negitive chance effect them.
3. To keep a high level of bad assery at a club/bar/party/home alone.
adj. Keep it real, Be Cool, Shit wired tight, Maintaining, Maintained Coolness
1. An extreme state of Maintaining
2. When one is in a troublesome situation and does not give in to the pressure, temptations, or does not let negitive chance effect them.
3. To keep a high level of bad assery at a club/bar/party/home alone.
Eventhough that lying bitch cheated on Boxhead, he maintained coolness and obtained his first booty call one week after he shunned that slut. He later obtained his Grey belt at a second-degree level two weeks following. He definitely can Maintain Coolness.
by Boxhead January 19, 2006
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courage to do what's right
just try to remember always
just to have a good time
good time good time good time
goo time goo thime goo thime
doo dime doo dime ooo im ooo im
courage to do what's right
just try to remember always
just to have a good time
good time good time good time
goo time goo thime goo thime
doo dime doo dime ooo im ooo im
by brotherbear February 3, 2009
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