Coolmaster

Someone that is really really really super cool

That guy is such a coolmaster

by aaron cayabyab October 26, 2007

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cowmaster

When someone is fat, lazy and so full of flatulence their entire existence is substantially similar to a cow. And because a human has free will and is master of his/her domain, he/she transmogrifies into the cowmaster. The cowmaster is free to consume all things and contribute zero to society until he/she dies a gluttonous death.

"Look at that cowmaster! Holy crap!!! Sitting in a lawn chair, ice cream cone in one hand and slice of pizza in the other, watching as his wife uses a push mower to cut the front yard".

by Above_Reproach May 27, 2014

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cockmaster

Synonym for gay. A male who is thought to have mastered the penis.

True mastery of the cock requires regular practice.
Cockmastery can NOT be achieved by masturbating as this only results in the mastery of ONE cock (ones own), not cocks in general.
Therefore a cockmaster is a male who is thought to handle other peoples penises frequently, thereby aquiring skills that have to be considered masterful.

"Hello."
"Piss off, cockmaster."

by arsebum October 17, 2009

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coolwater sandwich

Another name for watermelon, according to the Bluesbrothers.
See also cool water sandwich.
Not to be confused with the cool water sandwitch, a single serving of cold beer.

1. "I had a coolwater sandwich and a Sunday-go-to-meetin' bun"

2. I ate many coolwater sandwiches to beat the summer heat.

by sd70mac December 15, 2011

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