Cool bro, story

A saying said to someone when you don't give a shit about the story they just told.

Person One: "(Tells extremely lengthy anecdote about his grandma knitting him a sweater)"
Person Two: Cool bro, story

Cool bro, story by Tammy McShammerson May 2, 2010

cool story bro 

A phrase sarcastically used to indicate one's disgust or indifference towards a tl;dr story.

Person A: (lengthy tale about how Person A tragically broke up with his/her mate the other day)

Person B: cool story bro

cool story bro by a1b2c3d4e5 January 5, 2009

cool story bro 

An appropriate response to a story that went nowhere and/or was completely uninteresting.

"This one time me and my brother were eating sandwiches and he was like 'dude, I hate mustard' and I was like 'yeah.'"
"Cool story bro."

cool story bro by Geneva H February 7, 2009

cool story bro 

when someone tells you a boring story you don't wanna hear

person 1 "I went to the shop last night"
person 2 " cool story bro"

cool story bro by Princess barbie doll 101 February 6, 2018

Cool story bro, tell me the part about the dragon again. 

This meme is used to make fun of peoples BS storys.
Dragons are not real therefore the cool story bro adds up with the dragon part.

DougieWouggie - I lost my virginity to Megan Fox and then she sucked me off while I was asleep.
Stephon - Cool story bro, tell me the part about the dragon again.
This meme grew from the site "gamekiller.net".

Cool story bro, tell me the part about the dragon again. by Stephon_GK. May 16, 2011

cool story bro no one cares 

When your opinion is irrelevant.

hahahahhahahahaha cool story bro no one cares, now shut up meg.

cool story bro no one cares by megsmellslikepineapples September 13, 2016

cool story bro 

Not a cool story.
(And not necessarily towards your/a "Bro".)

Girl 1: I went the to mall today and...
Girl 2: Cool story bro.

cool story bro by smmmg June 17, 2016