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Phrase used sarcastically to express a lack of interest in what the other person is saying. Often written on the Internet as, "cool story bro".
Person 1: "I think people who listen to metal are mindless idiots."

Person 2: "Cool story, bro."
by thefoureyedfox October 23, 2008
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(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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A response to a story or piece of information that you find boring, or is too long and you don't want to read it.
One extra note, though. The only proper use of "Cool story, bro" is to say it exactly as it is in the quotes. Any other variation ("Interesting tale, brethren", "Wonderful retelling, sibling") should never be used under any circumstances, and will make you look like a complete failure to everyone who reads it.
Me: Yeah, so I was at the mall eating some corn dog when this guy walks by.

You: Cool story, bro
by Punchrocket Piers July 15, 2009
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A sarcastic way of acting like you give a shit of what the other person has to say. Usually this phrase best pertains to Facebook updates and mundane stories with pretty much no point or purpose.
-Bob: Frosted Flakes are bomb, dude!

-Joe: Cool story, bro!


Facebook update:

-John is going to get a bananna at the store

-You: Cool story, bro!
by NeverCaughtSlippinKrew February 25, 2010
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A way of saying "I don't care what you're saying but I'm gonna go ahead and say I liked the story."

Usually used after listening to a long story or gossip.
by omggirl456 June 15, 2011
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What a douchebag says when (s)he wants to completely disregard a separate party's important and/or drawn-out speech. Contains a similar connotation to "tl;dr" but with an elevated amount of douchefaggottry.
Guy#1: Alright, look. I brought you here to talk about Jess. She keeps telling me that you've been sending her inappropriate texts and aggressively grabbing her ass in the hallway. I know we're friends, but seriously, the two of us are in a relationship. Back off. Respect both of us and give her some space and I won't have to come at you.
Guy#2: cool story, bro
Guy#1: You know what? Fuck you.
by Implying713 July 18, 2011
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A catchphrase used when a person says something complETEly unrelated to the topic you were just talking about.
John: "So I just got Modern Warfare 2 yesterday."

Dave: "Yeah? Do you like it?"

John: "Holy crap, it's the sickest game ever!"

Paul: (butting in) "Did you know dogs can lick their private parts?"

John & Dave, simultaneously: "Cool story, bro."
by G0dS4v3T3hCZ4RX February 03, 2010
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