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cookie fucker

where you fuck cookies because you can't get at a real person.
gerard: OH MY GOD, YOUR A COOKIE FUCKER?!

lynz: NO! IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!
cookie fucker by cleo-baka-face October 10, 2009

Cookiefuck 

The entrance to a fat girl's heart through a cookie in the vagina a la 'Insert Coin'.
Mike: Dude you totally got laid last night.
Juan: Really? Shit I was so drunk
Mike: Yeah with Emily too
Juan: OH GOD NO.
Mike: I was surprised too, she's a big conservative but you cookiefucked her pretty bad.
Cookiefuck by lambdaradiation February 28, 2014

cookie fucker

people who want to fuck cookie run: kingdom characters
when i began playing crk i began to think i was a cookie fucker since pure vanilla was so fucking hot
cookie fucker by sigmem April 16, 2025

Cookie fucker

A retard who loves the game "Cookie clicker" so much and also acts like a dumbfuck on the internet
"This guy is pissing me off so much! And he loves cookie clicker! He's such a cookie fucker!"
Cookie fucker by Skull47 November 14, 2025
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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