cookie fucker

where you fuck cookies because you can't get at a real person.

gerard: OH MY GOD, YOUR A COOKIE FUCKER?!

lynz: NO! IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!

by cleo-baka-face September 10, 2009

bacon cop

when a cop is fat, lazy, and just doesn't give a shit.

the cop that pulled me over spoke out of the speaker phone, and let me go even though he saw me stuff the bloody body in my trunk. i said to my friend later "today i was totally pulled over by a bacon cop!"

by cleo-baka-face September 10, 2009