Cookiefuck

The entrance to a fat girl's heart through a cookie in the vagina a la 'Insert Coin'.

Mike: Dude you totally got laid last night.
Juan: Really? Shit I was so drunk
Mike: Yeah with Emily too
Juan: OH GOD NO.
Mike: I was surprised too, she's a big conservative but you cookiefucked her pretty bad.

Cookiefuck by lambdaradiation February 28, 2014

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cocklefuck

A word that just rolls out of your mouth when you're extremly pissed and try calling someone a cocksucker but by the time you're half-way into the word your anger has escalated so much that all you wanna say is 'fuck'.

Also can happen if you've been using 'fuck' so many times that your brain doesn't have the time to override 'fuck' with the next syllable of the word you're trying to say.

Imma rip you a new fuckin hole you motherfucking cocklefuck!

cocklefuck by Searinox April 25, 2009

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Cookiefucker

A dumbass who loves to play cookie clicker but is also a dumbass

Person 1: This guy is pissing me off!

Person 2: He's a Cookiefucker

Cookiefucker by Skull47 November 22, 2025

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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