Cookiefuck 

The entrance to a fat girl's heart through a cookie in the vagina a la 'Insert Coin'.

Mike: Dude you totally got laid last night.
Juan: Really? Shit I was so drunk
Mike: Yeah with Emily too
Juan: OH GOD NO.
Mike: I was surprised too, she's a big conservative but you cookiefucked her pretty bad.

Cookiefuck by lambdaradiation February 28, 2014

cocklefuck 

A word that just rolls out of your mouth when you're extremly pissed and try calling someone a cocksucker but by the time you're half-way into the word your anger has escalated so much that all you wanna say is 'fuck'.

Also can happen if you've been using 'fuck' so many times that your brain doesn't have the time to override 'fuck' with the next syllable of the word you're trying to say.

Imma rip you a new fuckin hole you motherfucking cocklefuck!

cocklefuck by Searinox April 25, 2009

Cookiefucker

A dumbass who loves to play cookie clicker but is also a dumbass

Person 1: This guy is pissing me off!

Person 2: He's a Cookiefucker

Cookiefucker by Skull47 November 22, 2025