Cookie Hooks 

Hands.

Me: *Reaches for Christmas dessert platter*
Mom: Get your damn cookie hooks away from that, those are for after dinner!

Cookie Hooks by Slim_Dikkenz September 19, 2021

Hooker Cookie

Someone who does very lame things, making them and their personality not attractive, making their only human interaction with Hookers/Prostitutes.

Things that make one a Hooker Cookie are:

-Being in a High-school Band
-Liking Metal Music
-Finding any excuse to skip school
-Being an "activist"
-Pretending to be depressed

"Did you hear he is starting a metal band?"
"Ugh, he is such a Hooker Cookie!"

Hooker Cookie by Caesar Dressing October 8, 2019

cookiehooker 

When a person isn't fat or chubby, but have some extra pounds that are hidden underneath the clothes.

Person 1: Is that guy chubby?
Person 2: No, I don't think so .. but maybe he's a cookiehooker.

cookiehooker by sqela July 6, 2011