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Cookie Dookie 

Poop from a cookie and/or poop that is made of digested cookies.
I ate too many cookies. I need to go take a cookie dookie.
Cookie Dookie by psudeom January 30, 2018

dookie cookie 

n. Similar to the ookie cookie. After chugging some ex-lax (or eating a chewable ex-lax tablet), a group of guys stand in an out-facing circle. A cookie (any variety) is placed at the center of the circle. The guys assume a squatting position so they each cover a portion of the cookie. The goal is to not be the first guy to unleash his stanky fudge onto the cookie. The first guy to have an assplosion onto the cookie must eat the cookie, but only after all guys have drained their colons. For added fun and excitement, participants should consume large amounts of corn the evening before they partake in the Dookie Cookie.
Tim: "Man, I sure am hungry for a snack!"
Matt: "Here, take some ex-lax and join the circle. If you are the first to shat, you can have the dookie cookie!"
dookie cookie by BullMaster March 25, 2008

Dookie Chookie

AKA: “shitty pussy” a vagina that has a fecal smell or visible fecal matter
Man she was hot until I got to that Dookie Chookie.......dealbreaker!!!

Cookieookieitus 

Being afraid of any cookie unless it was made by grandma.
Did you hear about that kid at school that was diagnosed with Cookieookieitus, Apparently he was terrorized by a bunch of normal cookies during lunch.
Cookieookieitus by problemlemon September 27, 2017

CookieBookie

a cringe guy who baits everyone in valorant and bot frags in everygame whiffs every shot and whose existance is a curse
Cookiebookie is a idiot
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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