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Definitions by psudeom

Waffle Stomper 

Someone who takes a shit in the shower and stomps it down the drain
Caught my roommate shittin' in the shower. Can't believe I live with a waffle stomper.
Waffle Stomper by psudeom July 25, 2022

Sounding 

Putting something, such as a rod, up your urethra for sexual gratification.
"Bought a new sounding rod. Feels GREAT to have in!"
Sounding by psudeom July 10, 2022
"My kids got a Bop It for Christmas. Within two months, I had to destroy it."
Bop It by psudeom July 10, 2022

Post Nut Depression 

When you cum and then the high from masturbating wears off and you're depressed again
"Man, I went to rub one out cause I was mad depressed, but now I got post nut depression."
Post Nut Depression by psudeom July 10, 2022
The perfect man. Ain't nothing else gotta be said.
"I'm marrying Alister in a week. I've never met anyone like him, and I'm so excited."
Alister by psudeom January 23, 2022

Insusctenant 

Being obstinate, obtuse, annoying, irritating, and just generally being a fucking turd dipshit.
"Dave keeps pissing on the toilet seat. I don't know why he keeps insisting on being insusctenant."
Insusctenant by psudeom January 23, 2022
A stupid, uninformed, ill advised president of the United states, who didnt lawfully win, and is a racist, rapist, sexist, homophobe, transphobe, islamophobe, xenophobe, and a close minded guy.
Man, I hate our president, I mean, he's Trump!
Trump by psudeom May 23, 2018