11 definitions by psudeom

Waffle Stomper

Someone who takes a shit in the shower and stomps it down the drain

Caught my roommate shittin' in the shower. Can't believe I live with a waffle stomper.

by psudeom July 25, 2022

Insusctenant

Being obstinate, obtuse, annoying, irritating, and just generally being a fucking turd dipshit.

"Dave keeps pissing on the toilet seat. I don't know why he keeps insisting on being insusctenant."

by psudeom January 23, 2022

Sounding

Putting something, such as a rod, up your urethra for sexual gratification.

"Bought a new sounding rod. Feels GREAT to have in!"

by psudeom July 10, 2022

Bop It

The most irritating game in the world.

"My kids got a Bop It for Christmas. Within two months, I had to destroy it."

by psudeom July 10, 2022

Cookie Dookie

Poop from a cookie and/or poop that is made of digested cookies.

I ate too many cookies. I need to go take a cookie dookie.

by psudeom January 30, 2018

Trump

A stupid, uninformed, ill advised president of the United states, who didnt lawfully win, and is a racist, rapist, sexist, homophobe, transphobe, islamophobe, xenophobe, and a close minded guy.

Man, I hate our president, I mean, he's Trump!

by psudeom April 8, 2018

Butt Cake

A cake shaped like a butt. Not to be confused with bukkake.

I ate an excellent butt cake last night.

by psudeom January 30, 2018