Insusctenant

Being obstinate, obtuse, annoying, irritating, and just generally being a fucking turd dipshit.

"Dave keeps pissing on the toilet seat. I don't know why he keeps insisting on being insusctenant."

by psudeom January 23, 2022

Sounding

Putting something, such as a rod, up your urethra for sexual gratification.

"Bought a new sounding rod. Feels GREAT to have in!"

by psudeom July 10, 2022

Cookie Dookie

Poop from a cookie and/or poop that is made of digested cookies.

I ate too many cookies. I need to go take a cookie dookie.

by psudeom January 30, 2018

Butt Cake

A cake shaped like a butt. Not to be confused with bukkake.

I ate an excellent butt cake last night.

by psudeom January 30, 2018

Alister

The perfect man. Ain't nothing else gotta be said.

"I'm marrying Alister in a week. I've never met anyone like him, and I'm so excited."

by psudeom January 23, 2022

Pansensual

Pansensual is thing in which you are attracted sensually to all genders, regardless of sex. It is different from Pansexual, because Pansensuals would not have sex with all genders, and can have any sexuality regardless.

Hey, I'm pansensual, not pansexual. I don't wanna hook up with your sister, I'm gay.

by psudeom January 30, 2018

Waffle Stomper

Someone who takes a shit in the shower and stomps it down the drain

Caught my roommate shittin' in the shower. Can't believe I live with a waffle stomper.

by psudeom July 25, 2022