To be enraptured or caught up in someone, a thing, situation or a story.
“Omg! This new show on Netflix got me in a chokehold!”

“We’ve been texting all week. When I tell you this man’s got me in a damn chokehold!…ugh!
by HappyLatchkey October 3, 2022
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An aggressive handjob of the type Putin likes to demand from Dontrumpald.
I think the concept of a chokehold sounds so innocent and so perfect. You have to be careful, but with that being said, it would be, I think, a very good thing that, generally speaking, should deliver a happy ending.

I will say this you wrangle and you collude and what happens sometimes if you're alone with "somebody' who's tough and you get "somebody" in a chokehold, what are you going to do, say, oh, and it's a real bad Russian, and what are you going to do now? Let go and say, let's start over again, Mel says,"I'm not allowed to have you in a chokehold" It's a tough situation.

A chokehold s good if it's a one-on-one. Now if it's a two-on-one, that's a little bit of a different story, depending on stamina and hand strength you'd be better served with a double fluffer or an Eiffel Tower. Generally speaking, everyone should get a happy ended.
by J*Pen June 13, 2020
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A whiny puss Ebayed cleric who knows nothing about other classes, and above all holds perceived grudges and acts out his hostility to innocent guildmates, especially when his girlfriend is not putting out.
by Rebaidah October 9, 2003
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"chokehold" is a compound meaning a tight hold. it might very close so that the person held might feel choke.
You must be in Cupid's chokehold.
by Jasmine Neville April 3, 2007
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Somebody being deeply in love with someone else so they cant live or stop thinking about that someone.
It feels like I am in the cupid's chokehold. I can't stop thinking about her.

I guess cupid got me in a chokehold. I never felt this way before.
by theguythatcaresaboutdefinition October 12, 2022
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When a Female sits upright on your face and suffocates you with her vagina
Man 1: How'd Bob die?
Man 2: Sarah gave him a Californian chokehold

Man 1: May he rest in peace
by 2pacs of Eminem February 10, 2015
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after one has acquired an erection and is desperate to make it unnoticeable, or gone, they put there penis in the Vietnamese chokehold, this is where you take your penis and position it so that is is pointing towards your belly button make it so that the girth of it is firmly restrained by the belt line, making it unnoticeable. the act of doing this can also cut off circulation, difusing the blood quickly. getting rid of the erection quickly and easily.
adam:so the other day in gym class i popped one, do you know what i did
Doug: What could you have done adam? everyone hates gym class randoms.
Adam: well i pulled a Vietnamese chokehold, cured it right up.
Doug: Cool story bro, tell it again sometime!
by doug_nd_adam December 22, 2011
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