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Cooked Up Bat 

A Louisville Slugger or similar striking or bludgeoning instrument with nails in it, designed to properly fuck up whoever gets smashed in the face with it.
Bitch tried to play me, tried to gank some of my shit, so I hit that p.o.s. with a cooked up bat.
Cooked Up Bat by DatGettoFuk May 12, 2009

cooked up niggaz 

when you drive by some crack addicts on sunset boulevard
Mike: “Damn, did you see those cooked up niggaz we just drove by?”
Samantha: “Nope, I was busy giving you road head.”
Mike: “Yeah you were bitch!!! I didn’t say stop…”
cooked up niggaz by big papa blizzy November 20, 2023

Coked Up 

Being Under the influence of Cocaine Hydrochloride. See Jacked Up
I got ahold of a ball and was coked up till 9am at my boy's house.
Coked Up by TheHose February 2, 2005

coozed up gypsy

The term responsible for the paradigm shift in how gypsys will be viewed in centuries to follow. Coozed up is a word absent from the vernacular but is used in reference to a drunk, or a whore...I think.
"Now listen here, you coooooozed up gypsy!"
-Master Shake
coozed up gypsy by Dee July 14, 2004

cooped up 

To confine in or as if in a coop.

Surrounded by an enclosure, cage, or some sort of restiction as for poultry or small animals.

An uncomfortably confined space.

A prison.
I've been cooped up in my room for the past two weeks preparing for this exam.
cooped up by Deridas November 10, 2006

Crooked Up The Ass 

Describes the extent of a situation. Used when a normal situation becomes fucked up or retarded; but mostly just gay.
Leslie(boss): "You better clean this place up or else you're fired."
Felix(employee): "Ahh... this is fucking crooked up the ass."
Crooked Up The Ass by shwat October 8, 2007
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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