A Louisville Slugger or similar striking or bludgeoning instrument with nails in it, designed to properly fuck up whoever gets smashed in the face with it.

Bitch tried to play me, tried to gank some of my shit, so I hit that p.o.s. with a cooked up bat.

Cooked Up Bat by DatGettoFuk May 12, 2009

Related Words

Cooked Up • Cooked Up Bat • cooked up niggaz • Cocked up • Coked Up • choked up • coked up retard • conked up • Cookied up and cached out • cooped up

cooked up niggaz

when you drive by some crack addicts on sunset boulevard

Mike: “Damn, did you see those cooked up niggaz we just drove by?”
Samantha: “Nope, I was busy giving you road head.”
Mike: “Yeah you were bitch!!! I didn’t say stop…”

cooked up niggaz by big papa blizzy November 20, 2023

Coked Up

Being Under the influence of Cocaine Hydrochloride. See Jacked Up

I got ahold of a ball and was coked up till 9am at my boy's house.

Coked Up by TheHose February 2, 2005

coozed up gypsy

The term responsible for the paradigm shift in how gypsys will be viewed in centuries to follow. Coozed up is a word absent from the vernacular but is used in reference to a drunk, or a whore...I think.

"Now listen here, you coooooozed up gypsy!"
-Master Shake

coozed up gypsy by Dee July 14, 2004

cooped up

To confine in or as if in a coop.

Surrounded by an enclosure, cage, or some sort of restiction as for poultry or small animals.

An uncomfortably confined space.

A prison.

I've been cooped up in my room for the past two weeks preparing for this exam.

cooped up by Deridas November 10, 2006

Crooked Up The Ass

Describes the extent of a situation. Used when a normal situation becomes fucked up or retarded; but mostly just gay.

Leslie(boss): "You better clean this place up or else you're fired."
Felix(employee): "Ahh... this is fucking crooked up the ass."

Crooked Up The Ass by shwat October 8, 2007

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026