Coogat

The verbal soliciting of another to perform sexual acts or fulfill sexual fantasies or desires.

"Please baby."
I am going to coogat you right now.
Your stare is coogating me.
Your smile is mighty coogating.

by clcummins12 October 21, 2010

colgate toothpaste with tartar control

A toothpaste, which makes you feel like a piece of shit after using it.

I bought your Colgate Toothpaste with tartar control, and it made me feel like a piece of shit!!!!

~Tourette's Guy

by Vaxen August 20, 2014

Coogan Spatula

When Steve Coogan flips waffle fries or any unprepared frozen meal or treat with his dick-hole.

Hey Steve, make sure to Coogan Spatula those waffle fries well.

by Sheepy 9 December 19, 2013

Colgate Dookie

To have a paste-like bowel movement. Much like Colgate toothpaste. Also, difficult to wipe away the messy aftermath. Prepare to use the whole roll.

Brad: Hey, Connor! Wanna come to Haley's party?

Connor: Sorry bro I can't. I'm stuck on the Shitter with a wicked case of Colgate Dookie!

Brad: That Chinese food tho...

by King Votori August 24, 2014

Coopatas

A pealed grape

A pealed grape is called coopatas

by W B. C December 28, 2019

Colgate Conquistador

When you cum on a girls toothbrush and make her brush her teeth with it as if it was toothpaste.

John: Last night i made debbie do a colgate conquistador
Scotty: oh yeah? i knew i smelled something funny when she tried talking to me!

by RodWood July 18, 2010

colgate smile

Someone with a VERY nice smile (straight, white teeth)

I like her so much. she’s got a Colgate smile, their so straight and white

by YoBredrin September 30, 2020