A pajorative term for someone in the polical class who has brought so much negative attention to himself that he has to hide behind a spurious illness for a few weeks to avoid possible lead poisoning from the plebes and masses he claims to be representing! This person can usually be seen giving confusing and contradicting speeches before hiding from the public altogether claiming he couldn't be seen because he has Coof despite being jabbed more than a pin cushion!
That ole pedo' is such a Coofball, it sure is funny when he makes up new words when he stammers on before he shakes hands with invisble people, and walks off stage in the wrong direction! Lately, he claims he cancer-19 or some shit like that and he'll be back when he feels better!