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coochie juice 

Noun; the juices that come from a coochie i.e., a woman's vagina. Commonly used as an insult similar to douche bag.
Ted; "Dude, don't be such a coochie juice!"
coochie juice by Rawrzabeth January 17, 2011

coochie juice 

a concoction of all things that keep *down there* smelling and tasting good.
equal parts cranberry, pineapple and apple Juice (all unsweetened) with some ice.
Jake just invited me over, time for some of that coochie juice!!
coochie juice by inurmom.com October 26, 2022

Coochie juice

Coochie juice (noun, slang) — A playful or crude term for vaginal discharge, referring to the natural slightly acidic fluids produced by the vagina that help keep it clean, lubricated and healthy.

In the emerging coochie vocabulary:
Coochie juice → the discharge
Coochie bleach → its fabric-bleaching effect
Coochie patch → the resulting discoloured area on underwear
The coochie juice has left a patch on my underwear
Coochie juice by S8nbam August 25, 2026

Shreks Coochie Juice 

Shreks Coochie Juice is one of the best mixed drinks ever, comprised of a secret mix of Sailor Jerrys Savage Apple Rum and an unnamed soda. Enjoyed by patriotic right wingers and created by Kevin Lee, Shreks Coochie Juice is a legendary mixed drinks
"I see white claw to my left, and Shreks Coochie Juice to the Right"

Radioactive Coochie juice 

When you are to take tweezers to a female infected with the herpe virus and start uncontrollably popping them until all juice is out, filling the cup. Downing the cup as if you were dehydrated and have a full glass of ice cold water.
Bro, last night me and my girlfriend we’re mid way through raw sex when I had to fill my cup with that radioactive coochie juice.

Juicy Coochie 

Skewed reference to the popular women's urban clothing store, Juicy Couture. Many men cannot pronounce "Couture"...simply calling it "Juicy Coochie(Spanglish slang, for wet vagina)."
"WTF...you paid $95 for a freaking T-shirt, at Juicy Coochie????"
Juicy Coochie by Dilberto September 3, 2013
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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