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offensive line coach

Typically fat fuck coaches who fail to attract a wife so they take it out on the o-line
My offensive line coach sure is a fat fuck
offensive line coach by Spidalicka August 14, 2017
so girls grow wieners and have to cut them off every month that’s what a period is but when we cut them it still kinda moves around and shit kinda like a worm so we call them coochlings. and there’s races to see which little worm dick wins.
would you like to have a coochling race?
coochling by itspelledhoe February 14, 2021

Coochineering 

The act of exploring how the vaginal area can be examined, explored and indulged. I love coochineering for that is my new profession...im hiring as well...please inquire within!
I met a girl lastnight and told her im a Coochineering expert..and i want to explore your beef hangers tonght and since i'm a dr of the coochineering field, u can trust everything i do and say...thank you, thank you soo much!!!
Coochineering by Ralphy David March 27, 2009

North Coochlina 

That state above South Coochlina
My girlfriend and her family are almost is North Coochlina right now.

You mean Carolina?

No, Coochlina you fuckin idiot
North Coochlina by FuckerNugget February 25, 2019

Coochlings 

Loyal fans of legal children of real_thicc_vagina.
There are now over 24k coochlings following real_thicc_vagina.
Coochlings by sweetkiwi._ July 15, 2021
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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