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Cooch Punch

A vicious hooking or uppercutting sock to the vag. Usually results in blood, pain, and an inability to have children.
A good way to keep that biatch in line...
Megan pissed me off, so the next time i saw her, i walked right up and slammed a pounding cooch punch right into her vag.
Cooch Punch by flappy vag December 16, 2008
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cooch pinch

(v) When a male (or in some cases, female) does not understand the art of "finger blasting" or "finger banging" and results in the less stimulating action, "cooch pinch".

A cooch pinch is simply a pinching of the vaginal area.
girl 1: "Did that guy just finger blast you?!"
girl 2: "No, he tried, but he ended up cooch pinching me!"
cooch pinch by cyballs February 15, 2010

Cooch Puncher 

A person who demonstrates overly aggressive manual stimulation of the vagina during sexual play.
S/he was unable to please sensitive partners during foreplay because s/he was such a cooch puncher.
Cooch Puncher by Boffo40 November 5, 2010

Coochpunch 

When aggravated by a girl you perform a spinning uppercut punch to the female genitalia. Kind of like a Lightning uppercut by Kazuya Mishima from Tekken.
Christina- "I HATECHU!"
Me - "COOCHPUNCH!" bam
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