1 definition by flappy vag

A vicious hooking or uppercutting sock to the vag. Usually results in blood, pain, and an inability to have children.
A good way to keep that biatch in line...
Megan pissed me off, so the next time i saw her, i walked right up and slammed a pounding cooch punch right into her vag.
by flappy vag December 3, 2008
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