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Cooch Monger

A female who sells her cooch for some extra cash. whore slut prostitute
Cosette is such a cooch monger! She should just get a part time job.
by JAR82 October 14, 2008
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couch monger

A person who refrains from leaving the couch at a party due to extreme inebriation and/or social awkwardness.
Friend #1: Wow, he is trashed.

Friend #2: Yeah, he's quite the couch monger.
by Noraa May 27, 2007
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coochmongler

Someone who so finely performs oral on a woman that they cannot withstand their bodily reactions.
That guy made my eyes roll back and I spoke in tongues when he was down there, he is a coochmongler.
by LegendaryLarry July 8, 2021
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coochmanger

Seller of cooch and cooch accessories
I just bought this cooch from a coochmanger
by Coochiecoocoo August 23, 2023
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