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When a guy breaks his leg in half, declares that he did indeed, break his leg in half. And then, slam his broken leg on the ground.
"OH SHIT MAN, I JUST BROKE MY LEG IN HALF!"

"Hmm. looks like you have a contusion."
by ILDISTURBED7 December 08, 2008
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