Definitions by ILDISTURBED7

Contusion 

When a guy breaks his leg in half, declares that he did indeed, break his leg in half. And then, slam his broken leg on the ground.

"OH SHIT MAN, I JUST BROKE MY LEG IN HALF!"

"Hmm. looks like you have a contusion."

Contusion by ILDISTURBED7 December 17, 2008