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contralete 

"Alt+tab and contralete when you're playing a game and check if you're using all of that Virtual Memory you set your comp to use."
contralete by DragonicUser February 5, 2005

Contribate 

Verb: The act of thinking about masterbating.

Contribater; noun, a person who often thinks about masterbating.

Contribated, contribation, contribates, contribating.
I think Jimmy is contribating while he is at work.

Jimmy is such a contribater.
Contribate by Camorado October 6, 2016

Contracted Crop Duster

The act of passing wind and having a person or people walk past and crop dust your scent for you.
Scott timed his fart perfectly as Jono walked past thus using Jono as his contracted crop duster to delightfully distribute the scent of his fart to share with others.

Contramster 

A hamster brought illegaly into a country without the consent of the local judicial government.
Sadam, along with many other illegal biological plans, imported nearly 5 contramsters over the last 12 years
Contramster by NicoNc2 October 21, 2003

contravene 

Conflict
Go against, as of rules and laws
"He ran a foul of the law"
This behavior contravenes with our rules
contravene by BioNuc March 18, 2011

Contravore 

A person possessing a tendency to prepare holiday food dishes that run against the accepted wisdom of what is expected (particularly Thanksgiving and Christmas).
Friend: So, you're gonna cook for Thanksgiving?

Me: Nope, no turkey. Got a chicken in the oven.

Friend: Like a true contravore. Am I invited?
Contravore by BWB December 3, 2010