Contracted

Joe mama

Do you know who Joe is

Who is Joe

Contracted

WHAT THE HELL

by Chiaki_Nanami November 06, 2019

Contracts

An endless and eternal pit devoid of all pleasure and goodness; the nerve center of all imaginable horrors; a putrid, oozing curse upon the world; that which makes us envy the dead; a gigantic, hulking nightmare factory; the ghost of lost freedom that forever haunts your soul; the mindkiller; a smoothie of broken glass, maggots, and metal filings; a mountain of reeking shit.

"I'm sorry, I can't go out tonight. I have to study for Contracts."

by Are Jonnson December 01, 2006

Contract

Mafia word when a made guy offers a reward to another to kill a specific person.

For cooperating with the police, I'm going to put out a contract on his head.

by GF Ed February 07, 2005

Contract

If you are on Urbandictionary.com or the Urban Dictionary app and are reading this text, you hereby agree to pay the person holding this device and letting you read this text any disclosed amount of cash. Personal deeds (including sexual) are also tolerable.
Failure to comply will result in a swift kick in the Gooty Hole by the person holding this device.

Other notes:
See: Gooty Hole

Friend: I broke my contract.
You: Prepare your Gooty Hole.

by dhughes April 12, 2016

contraction

short for contradictory actions

Dave swore he was over his ex-girlfriend, but the words he kept putting on UD about her were contractions- he was projecting again.

by Meadow Soprano October 15, 2005

Contract

An unwritten, unspoken agreement between certain elements of law enforcement and other lawmen, cherchant, service providers

Yo, Patrick has a contract with the movie and TV unit, he can hook you up with some secret squirrel, cash ot!

by weaselworm May 18, 2019

contract

1. an arrangement to have someone murdered by a

professional criminal

2. any illegal or unethical arrangement

Those bastards have set up a contract and are targeting the Former Governor.

by The Return of Light Joker August 25, 2009