contraption 

any contrivance or device

That contraption will mess up the land.

contraption by The Return of Light Joker July 17, 2009

contraption adaption 

1) The period of time needed to familiarize oneself with a new electronic device.
2) Often, a period of extreme anxiety and frustration stemming from one's need to learn a lot of technical information in a short to non-existent period of time.

1) "I'm sorry, Joe. I won't be in to work today. I'm exhausted from staying up all night learning how to use my new i-phone and am suffering this morning from a bad case of contraption adaption."

2) "I'm now limiting my persuit of new e-toys to only those gadgets with a low level of contraption adaption."

3) The salesguy said: "If you buy this new Mac laptop today, I guarantee you'll start using it today." "Yeah, sure", I said. "I'll BET there's no contraption adaption for THIS machine!"

contraption adaption by Juan O'Malley July 22, 2009

The Contraption 

A device which connects your penis to your ass. The prime adjective of this device is to allow a stream of your own urine to flow directly into your own anus. The feeling is both pleasurable and sensational.

Yo DC, quit hogging the contraption. I wanna pee in my own ass too!

The Contraption by Ian and Shawn July 28, 2006

ass contraption 

when you wipe your bum with a hedgehog

Use an ass contraption to wipe your ass is when you use a hedgehog touch surface to wipe that raggity shit stains from your ass

ass contraption by Hintonater November 22, 2017

penile contraption 

a penis to be exact.
a man can piss out of it.
when a man ejaculates he can eject semen like substances out of it.
it is soft but may get hard if aroused.
mostly aroused by another man doing things sexually to himself or another man.

that 30 year old man just showed me his disgusting half black penile contraption.

penile contraption by dilbaid5 April 25, 2009

Colin Contraption 

In reference to the popular Youtuber Colin Furze, a Colin Contraption is a device that has been haphazardly constructed and with a purpose so outlandish that it should definitely 100% explode from the moment it is activated under any given circumstance but instead, by some intervention of God himself, performs its purpose and to a degree that exceeds any reasonable expectation.

Person 1: "Are those fireworks shooting out of his lawn again?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's built another Colin Contraption."

Colin Contraption by biddersss November 21, 2021

Smell Contraption 

Synonym for incense.

I just bought a new smell contraption from the smell contraption store!

Smell Contraption by GreetingsCultist July 23, 2024