constipate

inability to shit
cannot poop
impossible to drop a bomb

Eating too much peanut butter caused me to become constipated.

by Trogdor November 20, 2003

Constipate

To stop talking shit and concentrate on the task at hand.

Me: i like lollypops
You: me to, especially when the missus sticks it in her #$%^
Me: hahaha, shh now i must CONSTIPATE i have to get this done

by TheMuffanator March 30, 2011

Constipation Proclamation

The declaration that all must eat fruit and food high in bran to help the flow of certain things coming out of the body

The president signed the constipation proclamation stating all must eat vegetables and fruits, and things high in bran

by funkymonkey2552 November 29, 2009

vacation constipation

Losing the ability to poop when you lose that home field advantage.

May be a result of changes in eating and drinking habits, elevation, fiber intake, stress, etc.

Vacation constipation is usually followed by a glacier dump.

I'm having a horrible case of vacation constipation...can't wait to get back home and drop a couple belt notches.

by nofx9019 September 6, 2010

constipation

when you've gotta go, but you're ass says no

chips got constipation

by botaf November 11, 2003

Constipated

The Shit don't come out

Me: Doctor! I think i'm constipated.
Doctor: What did you eat?
Me: Really nothing but i did shove flex tape up my ass.
Morgan Freeman: And the moral here is.. Don't shove flex tape up your ass

by qwertyhujkjhgfdfgbnmhbg October 30, 2018

Constipatory

Foods that make you constipated

Jesse: Man my ass is leaking juice everywhere
Rob: Dude, eat some real cheese, it's a constipatory and will cork that shit

by EatABagOfDicks! April 21, 2015