Constawank

The act of constantly jerking it, or being an english knob all of the time.

John "Where's Henrietta?"

Bill "She's been in her house for days, I guess it's due to constawank."

John "Ah."

by Lazy Desert Princess August 27, 2006

constawanger

when you take a humongous shit and then theres no toliet paper

oh my god that shit was good.... hey wait, wheres the T.p.... god damnit..Constawanger....

by Fred April 9, 2005

constagankage

The act of constantly being ganked in an MMO game by the opposing faction. Often takes place on servers with imbalanced populations.

MMO Nerd 1: Holy balls dude, the horde aer teh gankings me nonstops!1!!
MMO Nerd 2: I know, it's constagankage. Let's quit and play PvE
MMO Nerd 3: Carebears.

by brentdk December 4, 2007

Constafunk

A person that walks around stinking like armpits butt cheese and dookie bootie..

Man Daniel was here, It still smells like a bathroom at Wrigley Field.
Daniel is always in a state of constafunk.

by Magical Mayhem July 9, 2017

Constawannadosomething

The individual who has been labeled as the, Constawannadosomething-ee, is one who longs and desires social contact and acceptment so much that they are not only open, but eager to any situation that would promote such. Some more severe cases include those who consistently voice scenarios in which social grouping will take place, and they can feel the "togetherness" and quench the "social anxiety" that plagues him / her

Jordan, God man, he calls me all the time. And whenever I call him, he so always wants to do something. Dang man, he's a constawannadosomething douche.

by Botcherotchi April 25, 2005

constipanky

Constipated causing one to be cranky

Not pooping in days and getting angry at everything

I am so irregular, everyone is bugginme, I am constipanky!

by Clvgrl March 29, 2015